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| Model: Captain Alex |
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| Nothing gets between me and my DieselFashion |
Dragon boat racers need workout clothing that will keep
them dry and comfortable. There’s nothing worse than getting drenched at a race
and staying wet for hours at a time—with no relief in sight.
At the same time, NO ONE LOOKS GOOD IN GORE-TEX. Sorry,
that’s the truth! How can you show off your physique when you’re covered by
voluminous, tent-like paddling gear?
YOU CAN’T.
That is until, NOW.
DieselFish is proud to unveil its newest product:
DieselFashion Waterproof Jeans (TM).
We worked with Silicon Valley’s best and brightest (and recently
laid-off) engineers to create the world’s first waterproof denim.
Jeans made from this fabric offer all the protection and
breathability you’d expect from your favorite pair of hiking pants. But they
actually look good.
Because we also worked with a designer to create a slim
and tapered silhouette that will flatter your physique and show off your best
assets.
Now, there’s no reason why you can’t be both FAST and
FABULOUS. Click our link in bio to order your pair beginning on April 1, 2023.
- Alex, the Minister of Newbie Happiness đ˛
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