Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Queen of Dragon Boat Racing Redux


Her highness, Princess Kate Middleton, must have read my blog post about her involvement with dragon boat racing.

According to People, her highness will once again pick up the steering oar, and race against her husband, Prince What’s-His-Name, in an upcoming dragon boat competition in Canada. My money’s on the queen of my heart!

I’m glad that Princess Kate decided to race again, even if her reintroduction to the sport is part of a publicity stunt. Cameras follow her wherever she goes, so this event will raise the public’s awareness of our sport.

GO DRAGON BOAT PRINCESS!


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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

DieselFish Rocks Boston Dragon Boat Festival - Team's Manifiest Destiny Achieved!


[AT A DIESELFISH COACH'S MEETING]


Coach Tiffany (CT): Racing your way in the Bay today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.


Coach Birk (CB): Yes! We raced well at Lake Merced, but now, we’re exhausted!


CT: Wouldn’t you like to get away?


CB: Actually, a vacation would be lovely.


CT: Sometimes you want to go where nobody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came.


CB: Exactly! A trip to a distant city filled with anonymous hedonism and maybe some racing during the day! But where?


CT: You want to be where you can see our troubles are all the same. You want to be where nobody knows your name.


CB: Look, I already told you, there’s no race in Tijuana.


CT: Let’s go to the Boston Dragon Boat Festival!


CB: OK. Cheers!


DieselFish has become very bold. The team is racing more often, and in competitions farther from home. This season, DieselFish entered uncharted territory after it signed up for the Boston Dragon Boat Festival for the first time. The trip was well worth it. The team returned home reenergized after a weekend of hard-fought victories and wild nights on the town.

Most of the team arrived in Bean Town on Friday morning. Without missing a beat, we took a tour of the Sam Adams Brewery, where we learned about the beer-making process and sampled some of the company’s brews. The crew then headed off to the Pierce Boathouse on M.I.T.’s campus for a productive practice session. The day ended with a trip to the Sunset Grill & Tap for some much-needed fun.




On Saturday, DieselFish competed in the time trials portion of the festival. That morning, the sky opened up, and began drizzling. Despite reduced visibility and choppy water conditions, the team ran two back-to-back races fast enough to qualify for the highest level of competition. To celebrate, we headed to the Yankee Lobster Fish Market for chowder and lobster rolls. We ended the night in Chinatown, where our new friends, DBCB, generously hosted us to a traditional Chinese banquet.


The second day of the festival was even colder and wetter than the first. The Charles River is usually a picturesque sight, but when you’re getting hit by sheets of rain, it loses much of its charm. This less-than-ideal weather, however, seemed to inspire the crew, comprised mostly of sun-worshipping Californians. DieselFish grit its teeth, and paddled longer and stronger than ever. We ran some of the most exciting races in recent history that day. In fact, the last 100 meters of our championship race contained a finish so intense, the fabric of time and space seemed to distort. Every gasp of air, every stroke, every inch counted. We ultimately claimed the silver in Division A Minor, by the closest of margins - a mere tenth of a second! A victory so hard fought deserved a celebration just as epic, so the team went out for Italian food and drinks.

DieselFish’s first expedition to Boston succeeded on many levels. Our exhilarating but excruciating victory showed us that we have the grit and talent to compete well in any environment, and our uplifting nights out on town recharged our batteries. DieselFish rocked Boston – onwards to Fremont!


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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

DieselFish X Skullbunnies


This is Ben, one of my buddies from the team. In addition to being a powerful paddler, he is also a talented artist and entrepreneur. Ben recently released a limited-edition art toy based on his original Skullbunny character.

Isn’t it cute? The Skullbunny has received a lot of love from both the public and the industry. These little guys fly off the table whenever Ben sets up shop at comic conventions. Ben's peers in the toy design community noticed this success, and nominated the Skullbunny for a Designer Toy Award!

Ben’s not only talented, he’s also generous. Two of our teammates, Colin and Dennis, were recently selected to join the U.S. Dragon Boat Team’s Under 23 Squad. However, the cost of getting to this year’s Dragon Boat World Championships in Tampa, Florida is sky high. Ben donated the proceeds from Skullbunny sales to help pay for his teammates’ travel expenses.



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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

DieselFish Launches Surprise Attack at Lake Merced

To be honest, I wasn’t sure what DieselFish’s chances would be like at this season’s opening race at Lake Merced. The organizers changed the date, and this mishap forced many of the team’s experienced paddlers out of the competition. To complicate matters further, this season’s crew is very new. But somehow, everything clicked on race day – the remaining veterans leapfrogged into a higher division, and the rookies paddled away with their first win. It was good day for the team!

DieselFish’s veteran “Salty Fishes” made the most of their unfortunate situation. In the weeks leading up to the race, Head Coach Birk recrafted his lineup to take the losses into account, and created a number of innovative training methods the team had never seen before. As a result, the Salty Fishes were well prepared, and paddled with strength and confidence. Ultimately, they exceeded last season’s performance by fighting their way into a higher level of competition.


The team’s rookie paddlers had their work cut out for them as well. DieselFish recently experienced a recruitment boom that yielded almost an entire boat’s worth of rookie “Fresh Fish.” Going into the race, many of them only had, at most, a couple of months worth of experience. Despite this rawness, the Fresh Fishes remembered their training, and paddled long and strong. They ended up placing in their championship race, a feat worthy of applause and high fives.


The Lake Merced race should have been, at best, a warm up for the Salty Fishes and a learning experience for the Fresh ones. The team’s planning, training, and desire prevailed, however, and the race instead became a sobering warning to everyone at the lake that day – DieselFish is faster than ever before!


The Fresh Fish and the Proudest Minister of Newbie Happiness


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